HUMAN
COSTUME CLUB
An illustrated Halloween club
Est. whenever they got in
A portrait club for the poorly disguised

They
look just
like us.

The coffee. The commute. The little mask that keeps sliding off. Meet the monsters who dressed as humans for Halloween and forgot to change back.

Three founding portraits are here. The collection is a concept preview; no NFTs have been minted.
Purple bog monster in an ill-fitting office suit wearing a fake human face mask
Member no. 001
Almost convincing
Portraits / first fittings01 — 03

Meet the members.

The Office Imp, a purple monster holding coffee
001 / office imp

Mr. Monday

He studied humans for six years and concluded the important thing is arriving with coffee.

A small orange horned monster disguised as a hotel concierge
002 / lobby creature

The Concierge

Says “enjoy your stay” to people entering the supermarket. Nobody has corrected him.

A multi-eyed green blob monster wearing running clothes
003 / endurance blob

Marathon Human

Owns running shoes. This appears to be enough to join a running club.

The fitting roomPick a portrait to read what its disguise got right — and what gave it away.
How the club grows

A costume is a whole personality.

Each character has a bad human theory, a recognisable silhouette and one prop that tells the joke. New members can enter as drawings, short stories or, later, a properly specified digital collection.

1One monster, one human role, one obvious tell. You should get the gag from a thumbnail.
2Portraits are authored. Traits will be documented before any mint; no invented scarcity or floor price.
3The club outlives October if people want to add their own dreadful disguises.